｢上杉実、魂込めて全国のトナカイさんに歌います。『赤鼻のトナカイ』。ハイ。｣
真っ赤なお鼻のトナカイさんは
いつもみんなの笑い者
でもその年のクリスマスの日
サンタのおじさんは言いました
｢暗い夜道はピカピカの
お前の鼻が役に立つのさ｣
いつも泣いてたトナカイさんは
今宵こそはと喜びました
実｢おおー！遂に歌まで歌ってもうた！
ひょっとして俺、紅白歌合戦に出れるんちゃうか？
いや、話が合っても俺は出えへん。だって出たら紅白見られんようになるからな、アッハッハ！
そやねー、俺も子供の頃はよークリスマスパーティーでプレゼントの交換とかやってん。同級生のヤツがな、まぁプライバシー保護のために名前は口が裂けても言えへんけどなぁ、ほんじ。アハハ！言うてもうた！まぁええわ。
ソイツなぁ、俺に何くれたと思う？俺ちゃーんと仮面ライダーV3変身ベルト送ったのに、あのボケ履き古しの上履きなんか寄越してケツ掻いとんねん。｢小ちゃなったけどまだ履けるで。｣とかいう問題ちゃう言うねん！もう怒ってケンカになってんな、俺負けてん。なんか腹立ってきたなぁ！おいほんじ、もっかい勝負せぇ！
…って何の話やったん？あっ、赤鼻のトナカイな。
赤鼻ちゅーえば思い出してしまうのがあれやなぁ、子供の時になぁ、朝早よぅからオカンに｢豆腐買うてこーい！｣とか言われて、もう冬やからメッチャ嫌やんけどしゃーない思いながら、近所の豆腐屋にダーッと行ってバーッと買ってドーッと帰ろう思うてんのに、店のおっちゃんが色々話しかけてん。もーええ人やねんけど話が長うて中々帰してくれへんねん。もー寒いわ眠いわオカンに怒られるわで…｣
恭介｢あの、実？｣
実｢もうおっちゃんの鼻がこれがまた真っ赤っ赤やねん！｣
菜摘｢そろそろ、歌！｣
実｢え、歌？あっ、ハイ！｣
真っ赤なお鼻のトナカイさんは
いつもみんなの笑い者
でもその年のクリスマスの日
サンタのおじさんは言いました
｢暗い夜道はピカピカの
お前の鼻が役に立つのさ｣
いつも泣いてたトナカイさんは
今宵こそはと喜びました
実｢ハイお待たせ！ほんでなあ、そん時に赤鼻のおっさんがなぁ、たまたまウチに遊びに来て…｣
恭介｢ちょっ、ちょっと実！｣
実｢何？｣
恭介｢ケーキ食べよ、ケーキ。ねっ？｣
実｢あっ、食べる食べる！おお美味そーやん、いっただっきまーす！｣
菜摘&洋子｢ふぅ…｣
恭介｢やっと止まったよ…｣
実｢そんでな、そん時たまたまウチのオカンが腹壊しやがってよ、ほんで『実！お前あのお薬買ってこーい！』とか…｣
実以外の5人｢もーええわ!!!｣
実｢何でや。うぐっ！ゲホッ、ゴホッ…｣
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"Uesugi Minoru, tamagomete zenkoku no tonakai-san ni utaimasu. 'Aka hana no tonakai'. Hai."
Makka na ohana no tonakai-san wa
Itsumo min'na no waraimono
Demo sono toshi no kurisumasu no hi
Santa no ojisan wa iimashita
"Yurai yomichi wa pikapika no
omae no hana ga yakunitatsu no sa"
Itsumo nai teta tonakai-san wa
Koyoi koso wa to yorokobimashita
"Ou! Tsuini uta made utatte mo uta! Hyotto shite ore, Kōhaku Uta Gassen ni dererun chau ka? Iya, hanashi ga atte mo ore wa de ehen. Datte detara kōhaku mi raren yō ni narukarana, ahhahha!
Soya ne, ore mo kodomo no koro wa yo kurisumasu pātī de purezento no kōkan toka yatten. Dōkyūsei no Yatsu gana, ma~a puraibashī hogo no tame ni namae wa kuchigasaketemo iehenkedo nā, honji. Ahaha! Yuute mo uta! Maa ē wa.
Soitsu nā, ore ni nani kureta to omou? Ore-chan to kamen raidā V3 henshin beruto okutta no ni, ano boke hakifurushi no uwabaki nanka yokoshite ketsu kai ton nen. 'Ko cha nattakedo mada hakeru de.' Toka iu mondai chau iu nen! Mō okotte kenka ni natten na, ore make ten. Nanka haradatte kita nā! Oi honji, mokkai shōbu se!
'ttenani no hanashi yatta n? Aa, aka hana no tonakai na.
Akabana chuueba omoidashite shimau no ga areya nā, kodomo no toki ni nā, asa haya you kara okan ni 'tōfu kau tekoi!' Toka iwa rete, mō fuyuyakara metcha iyayankedo sha ̄ nai omoinagara, kinjo no tōfu-ya ni dātto okonatte bātto katte dōtto kaerou omou ten'noni,-ten no otchan ga iroiro hanashikake ten. Mo ̄ ē hitoya nenkedo hanashi ga nagaute nakanaka ki shite kurehen nen. Mo ̄ samui wa nemui wa okan ni okora reru wa de…'
"Ano, Minoru?"
"Mō otchan no hana ga kore ga mata makkakkaya nen!"
"Sorosoro, uta!"
"E, uta? Aa hai!"
Makka na ohana no tonakai-san wa
Itsumo min'na no waraimono
Demo sono toshi no kurisumasu no hi
Santa no ojisan wa iimashita
"Yurai yomichi wa pikapika no
omae no hana ga yakunitatsu no sa"
Itsumo nai teta tonakai-san wa
Koyoi koso wa to yorokobimashita
"Hai omatase! Honde nā, son-ji ni akabana no ossan ga nā, tamatama uchi ni asobi ni kite…"
"Cho-chotto Minoru!"
"Nan?"
"Kēki tabeyo, kēki. Ne?"
"Aa taberu taberu! Oobimisou yan, ittadakkimasu!"
"Yatto tomatta yo…"
"Sondena, son-ji tamatama uchi no okan ga hara kowashi ya gatte yo, honde 'Minoru! Omae ano o kusuri katte koi!' toka…"
"Moēwa!!!'
"Nandeya."
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"I, Uesugi Minoru, am gonna sing my heart out for all the reindeer across the country. This is 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'. Alright."
[Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer]
"Yes! I've finally sung a song. What do ya think, could I enter the New Year's Eve Singing Contest? Nah, I wouldn't even if I was asked. 'Cause then I couldn't watch it myself! Ahahaha!
When I was little, I'd go to Christmas parties and exchange gifts. There was this guy I went to school with– well, I won't tell ya his name to protect his privacy. Haha! I can't believe I said that. Anyway...
That guy, ya know what he gave me? I gave him the Kamen Rider V3 Transformation Belt and in return he gave me these old worn-out slippers while he scratched his ass! "They're a little small but they still work." That ain't the point! I got angry and got into a fight! I was losing! I'm getting angry again! Let's have another fight!
...wait, what was I talking about? Oh, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
His red nose reminds me of when I was little and my mom said "go buy some tofu!". I went to the tofu shop in my neighborhood to buy some and go home, but the old man in the shop wouldn't stop talking. He was nice, but he just kept talking and wouldn't let me leave. I was cold, I was sleepy, Mom was going to be mad..."
"Hey, Minoru?"
"The old man's nose is all red again!"
"Get back to the song!"
"S-Song? Oh, right!"
[Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer]
"Alright, now back to my story! That old man with the red nose came to visit us one time–"
"H-Hey, Minoru!"
"Wha?"
"Eat this cake. Alright?"
"Yeah, let's eat! It looks so good!"
"He finally stopped..."
"Well, my mom happened to have a stomach ache, she said "Minoru! Bring me some medicine!" and–"
"Enough!!!'
"What?"
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This article is about a song in Gekiso Sentai Carranger.